Chaos Buddha

Holier Than Thou……

mark isuak — Sat, 13 May 2006 00:29:00 +0000

i wish this was a pantomime.
but here is my reply in rhyme.
a veil was never there
but a mask you now make me wear.
a bolt at the calm, that senses perceive?
doesn’t that sound a bit too naive?

too cold is it to bear?
i cant help it, for i am lux ferre
as i told you i AM the light,
and yet you make me fight.

It was not because of the masquerade,
it was your reply that created the cascade.
for Zorro was not robin hood,
and my blog you misunderstood.

all i told was synonymous
to the fact that i hate the word ‘anonymous’
the veil, i leave it to thee
for it was spun by you not me.

Between Arun And Kurian

mark isuak — Thu, 11 May 2006 20:27:00 +0000

It all started with a community called jollu kurian’s lollu, created by a arun who got owned by kurian, after the enna da arun chappitya community started by kurian, to unite two souls together. Arun was waiting for an opportunity to pounce on kurian, and the echa kappi matter was his only chance. i was rather hitting hard upon arun on the previous community and i thought that i should make it up to him. i offered to write the description for the community and he accepted. This is what i wrote:
how better can it taste? chicken soup for the soul? nah, this is coffee for laughter…cold coffee at that. Echa cold coffee at that. now those who are regulars to the coffee pubs in town,( who is not , i mean all of us go to one or the other, if not to drink coffee , well at least to ogle over the girls) will start wondering which of the coffee houses serve them. save your brain the trouble, we are here just to tell u where u can get the cold coffee and yup, how to make it a hot affair two. we will in this description introduce to cold coffee and associated Mokkais ( nope not mocha) in the following steps:
teaser campaign:
Introducing to the world, the one and only, job loudmouth. He is crazy, cranky, loves soccer and is a sucKer. launch:
introducing, rahul panIkara ( aka job loudmouth) the biggest sucker of cold coffee. Job loves his coffee especially if it is made of elachi. like all guys job hated the ‘la’ word, and asked the woman who was with K.D to remove the la, so what did he get to drink? ECHI.
F.A.Q
what is special about yechi coffee?
its all about the pD factor. for those who are not accustomed to this factor scale, use the following conversions. pD=pH [1 - sambhar^cornpuff]/No of Vadais
Why echi coffee?
Simple, that’s because, its cold, free and kurian need not pat for the treat.
what are the best places to have yechi delight?
we are working on this, plane yum besant nagar seems to be a good choice, we are trying to find other suitable platforms yechi delight, suggestions are welcome in the forums.
What to have with Yechi Delight?
definitely Job’s Mokkai ( Again , not Mocha)
Disclaimers
1. The author disclaims all responsibilities that might arise because of the revelation of the secrets behind Echi Coffee.
2. All names and designations are fictional. Any resemblances to a real life character is purely because of the matching stupidity levels.
3. All issues that might arise will be taken up at the [Food] Court in besant nagar.
4. The author cannot be held responsible for any stomach complications that might arise due to Echi delight.

Now, this put kurian on the defensive and he became rather silent. arun made a blog post as well and kurian seemed to be on an all time low. Kurian finally created a blog and totally damaged arun in it. Now kurain and arun both had blogs and i was vetti. now a vetti mind is devil’s workshop. So yours truly left a comment on kurians blog as arun, and left kurian’s ‘reply’ comment in arun’s blog.
As arun on kurian:
dai stop doing it da. Just now spoke to her, she was very upset and she wanted me to tell you to delete it.
As kurian in arun’s blog:
dai never knew she will get that upset, and why did u leave a comment, you could have sent a SMS.

now both were under damage control mode and both deleted the comments. But i was in prime form, i created a Kurian, you are owned flash presentation. Now dear job loudmouth was on an all time low. so i decided to make it upto him so as usual just entertainment Unltd
Dear Mr. Arun S,
Our randomized search bot, has discovered one or more pages/website/blog created by you which contains explicit contents about one or more of our products:

http://www.orkut.com/Community.aspx?cmm=13199025 http://itsarun.wordpress.com/2006/05/08/yecha-his-ichaa-tamil-english-hindi%e2%80%a6-plz/

Just Entertainment Unltd, owns all rights on its product EcHa Coffee ™. Publishing about Just Entertainment Unltd, or any of its product with out prior knowledge, is deemed a criminal act liable to upto 5 years imprisonment or fine of $20,000 or both.
Your Disclaimer in one or more of the above mentioned websites does not cover you from any consequences that might arise from mentioning of our products.
We demand that you:
1. either right a disclaimer apologizing for the defamation of our products in all of your websites.
2. you shall have to add the following code at the end of all the disclaimers : AIMLOAOF
3. you shall reply to this mail with a written apology to the board of directors of Just Entertainment Unltd.
We give you a time limit of 24hrs to complete these changes. on any further delay, we will be forced to press criminal charges against you, under the cyber jurisdiction you reside.
Yours sincerely,
Joe D Michels,
jr. Senior Attorney in law,
For, Just Entertainment Unltd.

now here is were i made a mistake. i use the same email id for orkut and arun is smart. prompt i got a reply,
dai kaushik.. enna idhu,, chinna pilla thanama??
innum nee valarave illaiya.. velaiya paaru da damage started here.

i on the mean time had writen something like this in the bus community.

Starting This Week We will kalaichify a person of the group intensely, the person must take it in the right spirit and be a sport. To satisfy all of your sadistic tastes this week we start with none other than Yours truly: Kausikram So start Kalaichifying me
Now this was a bad time to do this and sure enough arun and kurian made a kootani and its now simply my turn. Chipy’s scrap will give you a good idea: chips: heheh……..god things gettin outts control…… lol lol…… heard smthn was conspired against u….. jus take precautions dood…. ======================================
On a serious note, yours truly has been named mask of sorrow, for i do not reveal my name a certain anon has been hitting on me calling me a sadist and a poltroon. the person wrote:
A bit of trivia abt d guy who calls himself ”mark isuac” ….tis guy was masquerading himself until recently and ppl hold ur thoughts…..coz he’s no ”mask of zorro” who ‘ll come whipping thro d air on his horse to save u frm d villainess….on d contrary is a poltroon(soupsticks reference to it…”men can pay sink choclate krab”) who disguises himself in another identity to conduct “blog-wars”and to spit venom on his frnd’s back .pity d graveyard he’s gonna b buried(coz beware ppl he’ll open a ghost-blogger’s forum n haunt u even thr..)

well men can pay sink choclate krab anagram’s to chickens cannot play bakra on me. its true i called of a bakra on a certain miss.x cos i felt that it would not be nice and what do i get? i am a chicken. and regarding “to spit venom on his frnd’s back”.. well a certain miss.x once wrote a post about a friend and then she deleted it ..well i am not that sort, i write something i keep it, and i leave the person to comment on the posts, all my readers know that i speak my mind out, if i want to call someone a bastard i would do so straight on his face. whenever i blog about someone i make sure that the someone knows about the blog. now i expected miss.x to come to my rescue but what do i get? miss.x wants me to fight, oh hella yeah! i will fight!! [wanted to link you on to this page girl, but i wont there is still some good left in me ]

Kurian and Arun, i apologize for the lil koothu i played and both of you came out of it clean. Man am i proud of my seniors . you both rock and definitely treat after exams.

is any body interested in a road trip to vellore. it will be a cycling expedition for 3 days starting 4th week of june. Those who are interested can join in we have a wiki for it you can leave a comment here and we will email the password to you, enroll your name in it and ya spread the word through the blog…. all are welcome.

May Matham!!

mark isuak — Sat, 06 May 2006 12:46:00 +0000

Big Update: Check the photo, self explanatory.

May Matham ! and Mark isuak enters his third year in blogdom, three ears ago just about the same day i read a review in hindu about google’s new email service and how regular bloggers got an invite to test it.i joined blogger, i promised myself that i will be a regular, posted a post and forgot about the blog for the next one and a half years. My second round of enthu started as soon as i read deepti ravi’s blog. it was deepti’s (she was my coll senior) witty, but not so vetti posts that made me realize the potential in blogs.
I would like to thank Padmavathi , again a coll senior who was the first to comment on my posts, neenga nalla irukanum, it was your comments that told me tht at least someone read my blog, and this, as everyone in blogdom will know was the driving force that made me post more entries.
I would like to thank Vani ( who has promised to teach me thanglish) , Sandhya ( who is right now in hibernation) , Hamsini ( whose genie has become a genius now) , Ramanujam ( the guy on TV!!), Vikram ( again case “dead”) , Akhilesh ( who has forgiven me for the xansa thningy ), kutti chuvaru kouz (yey all kaus rock) and deepti for constantly commenting and guiding me in this quest for chaos. Unga ellarukum fruit shop la 1 by 2 LMC treat.
My special thanks go to a.p.p.ganesh (a.k.a sagaro) for his continious support. if u people did not know, it was, ganesh who started bothack, a collaborative technical blog in which we review about anything and everything possible. Bothack has been in the top blogs of wordpress for more than 8 times now in a mere 3 months time. We would really appreciate it if you people can suggest bothack to yahoo! tech which is a tech blogs aggregator. it can be done simply by visiting this site. What do u get if you suggest us to google? as ganesh put it : 30 kg rice per month free, one Color TV with set top box and unlimited connection, one Apple ibook, gold for mangal suthra, iPod nano, kerosene stove, unlimited supply of Harpic toilet cleaner, a link back from this blog, a personal thank you mail, and if you are interested b’day e-card without fail every year :p.

Now doesnt that remind us about the elections? well talking about the elections, Lok Paritran has really disappointed me. one more day of campaign left and no one from LP has come out near my place. Talks about a LP meeting is always on the air ,but none know where it is happening and when it is happening, the only mention of LP in papers is about how three college girls ( u kno whom i am talking about) were sporting a LP tshirt and saying they were here to give a ‘change’ in a busy alwarpet signal.
I want a change folks..i am fed up of hearing people say “we want a change”. so now that LP has seriously disappointed me, i have decided to campaign for the oh podu campaign. Deepti had already writen about it. Wish you guys will also join it .

P.S i missed out a lot of names in the thank you list, am sorry folks, please do not get upset, all of you are important to me.

P.P.S: i have completed 19 dayz of the da vinci quest in google.

sagaroku oru ‘o’ podu….

mark isuak — Sat, 29 Apr 2006 23:27:00 +0000

First of all thank you sagaro je…..for tht was one of those rare treats in which i could order my choice and it stayed in my very plate till the end without being gobbled up by the gang. secondly thank you again for introducing me to ascendas….inimelendu….*dandanaka danuku naka* favourite haunt location changed to “planet yum ascendas” from elliots beach….
ippo hottest gossip among my lecturers are that, i am going out to the beach with girl friends, come on guys, what the heck, she travels in my bus and and i dropped in a hi..why make a big affair of all this, *mark isuak however will refrain to comment about the person who started the gossip in spite of him being cordial to the person* the following week i found colleague in the beach. Beach is not a safe place to freak ot anymore so destination change…
i am also considering shifting base to wordpress, but i think i will stick on to blogspot for the next one week, for purely selfish reasons, mark isuak is going to finish his third year of ‘Cyber’vas come may 1. Its really amusing to look back these three years, from the day i created a blog, so that i get an invite for gmail.(now i have got two ids and 115 invites for myself) the single post that stayed there for the next two years, all the while expecting google to send me a invite and then the last six months in which i have been flooding blogger with post after post about everything from my pakathu vittu kutti to quarter bottle buddi. there i am getting nostalgic, i will save those feelings for the next post.
Two of my uni practicals are down the third one is on monday,this is how i fared at viva
external: whats your name…..
me: sir?!
external: yenna pa indha question kudaa answer panna matengra
me: sir….
External: ogay, sollu what is the difference between cmp and sub command.
me: sir… the cmp command is a logical…
External: what is a logical command?
me: sir ..the logical commands are used to analyse….
E: analyse what…
me: sir..data
E: what data?
E: thambi idhu ellam othu varadhu…..theory kagavathu seriya padinga, record badrum….
me:%^^^%^%!!

my frnd was better at answering…
External: sollu what is the difference between cmp and sub command.
he: i dont know sir…
External: what is a logical command?
he: i dont know sir…
E: what is data?
he: i dont know sir…
E: atleast, whats your name…..
he: i dont know sir…
E:?!?
(he got away with only four questions, where as i had to sit down for 15 minutes in which i did nothing, but sit, smile and say ‘sir…’ at the end of every question)

Anyway, yaarukellam yen mela gandoo, avangalukellam, the past few days have been the happiest…yeen appa indha sodana…..

as usual before signing out Masala for the week
everything has become straight in this world, that includes long hair joe’s hair. haven’t had the opportunity to see it though, prefer to get scared after exams , , but must agree to the fact tht the hair is getting better than what it used to be.

Chengadu – the return of Mark Isuak.

mark isuak — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 21:55:00 +0000

150 years ago a small boy left his village for the nearest town along with his father. he grew up to be a successful lawyer. 150 years ago a small boy left his village for the nearest town along with his father. he grew up to be a successful lawyer. his son, who grew up in the city lost contact of that very village in which his ancestors dwelled for generations on together. he grew up, did his engineering and later became my grandfather. All that he remembers now is the name of the village and vague recollections of the very few visits he gave to his ancestral land eons ago. His son my father wanted to see his ancestral place. The name of which is part of his names initial. he did some research, a lot of research at that and cornered it to a small place called CHENGADU near the wallaja town. My initials do not refer to the village, but all the same i wanted to visit this place, from which four generations ago my grandfather moved out. I wanted to visit the place, and the temple, which according to hearsay was a marvel. I visited the place two years ago for the first time along with my uncle. I was beyond words. Where I expected a marvelous edifice, a divine alter, I only found a dilapidated structure, neglected by the villagers.
The second time I went along with my dad, and dad was designing a plan to restore the village. But things took a great hit. Last time we visited the shrine and the village as such on 26th December 2004. If people remember, that was the day of the tsunami. We had to return home on a hurry and all the plans were shelved. Last weekend was the third visit. This time we have decided to do something solid for the village. But before that we want to get to meet more such people, who moved of from the village. I have written many blogs about the most trivial things, I decided that I would use my blog this time for a noble cause. dear readers if something strikes your mind when you hear the word ‘chengadu’, then please leave a comment so that i ( or my father) can reach you.

i am uploading a few of the photos in this blog.

you can view all the photos in my photo blog Chaos Buddha

Useless trivia: Madhavan the cine star’s ancestral land is also the same village. I wish that he read this .

this was taken at the entrance of the village

The Front View

Another View

Lifez Crazy!!

mark isuak — Wed, 12 Apr 2006 20:17:00 +0000

Lifez gone crazy the past few days, cycle test effects i guess. Cycle test truly revealed my true colours, and it also revealed my writing skills.
What is meant by bending moment diagram?
the bending moment diagram is the diagram representing bending moment.
i mean what sort of silly two marker is this? while most of the studs were breaking their head over the question , all i did is put the question in a different order and bingo i got the answer and the two marks too
i wish i could have writen, ‘mr.g, is it right in your part to ask this question? there is no one better at bending than you’, but unfortunately my upper conscious told me not to do it. and thank my upper conscious, the third years paper contained a qestion ‘what is harris’s formula?’ a guy wrote
‘ harris copies Arrs BGM and puts it along Yuvan’s FGM to create his ‘own’ gen ere of music’
the guy got suspended, i mean what is wrong with the answer it is absolutely true. but my seniors tell me that it was a different harris who probably died trying to force water through pipes to create wonders. this harris it seems has never heard cine music. Honestly i liked the previous answer, whats the use of the later? i mean its common knowledge tht water forced through pipes transfer power, i mean we have played with water guns, but who knows that the other harris copies music?
but HOD wanted to take a strong stand on the issue. he wanted us, second year stdents to write a letter saying that we will not answer such ‘crap’ in future tests. the going got ‘tough’ and who else can better talk or teach abt ‘toughness’ than our Material sciences teacher? he said HOD wanted a letter, a friend acknowledged by saying ‘A’ …..a little heat developed, and Thermal Lect jumped into the scene, and then we had an open debate on the things that disturb our classes , our list was very short, the spook who stands in front of the dept for no reason at all, mr. milk, the smell from the water treatment plant, and the occasional water lorries, just then HOD joined the party, he told us that the letters will never be taken against us, so we all wrote ‘we are aware tht 2 studs of mech engg, were suspended for alleged misconduct’ and he was very happy to have the letters. you see HOD loves written form of communication.

Elsewhere, things are growing on some peoples head, and are getting softened and straightened on some others head. And , yup i had my lunch .And guru was asked by a junio to clear some doubts. The junior actually asked

On a serious note now: certain friendships are developing/ have developed which makes me feel uneasy, its got nothing to do with me, and that’s what makes me even more worried. i wish limits are maintained. now don’t think i am getting hippocratic.

Cycle test…..

mark isuak — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 06:41:00 +0000

one more cycle test, some more special classes and no more blogs for some time

and 4th visha parichaii on its way

Girls, Weak Hearts Beware

mark isuak — Sun, 02 Apr 2006 20:35:00 +0000

Girls, Weak Hearts Beware ….the following passages contain explicit words, i am letting out some steam and its already in super heated state :

Random scraps in orkut detected by markisuak tracking system

Mr. AAA: ok machi..i heard something about u from kausik…mmmmm
fu***r that was spposed to be a gossip, and i asked you to keep your mouth shut, so bloody why the heck are u spreading it by typing it?

Mr. AAA: so hwz shastra da..widout satti…
[Joke attempted but PJ buddy. i was known as panajan in sastra and please note it is SASTRA and not shastra, please update your hard drive with these in formations, i known as satti only in vanavani. As my guru suderman put it, half truths could be dangerous, do not assume. haven't you heard, when you assume, you make an ass of u and me.]

Mr. AAA: hes a jollu party da..he seems 2 puttin kadalai wid many girls da…badu but hez so much worried for not hvin any gfs..although he knw this many gals………
[ dai tell this in my face da, ya i dont have a girl friend so what the f#$k? and i talk to a lot of galz so again wtf? ottha i am not going about creating fictitious girl friends with whom i loaf around.]

Mr.Coma: aaaaaha…….kalakarana payyan…yaaroda romba overa kadala varukaran?? lavanya….priya??

[et tu comi? hehe machan i have betta choices ]

Mr.AAA: the latter one da…in the beach..in the coll…n also wid the former..and wid many others…
[ no comments, co passenger so tht explains the college bit. and beach? wtf i meet half a dozen girls in the beach ....and the last time i met her some ass@#le called AAA was also with me ]

Mr.AAA: hi priya..i`m thinkin of repeatin kausikz words…aaaaa-…don worry i wont do tht ur new style luks gud..neway hwz life ???…hehe…!!!!
[ F@!#$r now who is flirting, me or u, and bloody all the while u were telling me tht the hair looked sick, double-talker, thoooo]

So now tht i am sure AAA must be fuming i wold like to state tht all these things were done in good spirit *Evil Laughter*

And as far as tht anonymous commenter guy goes ……fucker, pervert….i cant help it if i have friends who are girls or as a matter of fact i cant help it if u are gay , now go bitch about with some other persons blog, i am not so desperate for comments. i mean why waste all the time going about a word verification and then ultimately commentig crap.and wtf? my cartoon is made? yur story seems to do a better bet at comedy than any pencil drawn crapy crapp, now go park your roody poo on someone else’s blog. and no more smart ass comments please, i can assure you tht i will crucify you the next time and wipe your ass of every ounce of flesh left.

THERE STEAM PRESSURE BACK TO NORMAL …….I AM BUDDHA

Chaos Buddha: Another Avtar

mark isuak — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 00:01:00 +0000

What Does Picasa, a get together and a Fuji a210 do together? well it has lead to my new photo blog : Chaos Buddha : Lights Camera And Frozen Life I run on a win 98 and i did not get the chance to work with Picasa till now, i finally found Cnet have a win98 version of picasa and within no time i downloaded it and it is working just fine.
It is not a great photo editing tool bt it is one hell of a photo organizing tool. i actually traced all those Vanavani photos in my hard drive finally ( Needless to Say i deleted almost all of them but for a few).

I also deem it a great pleasure to introduce to the blogging community Akhilesh, Dhurison And Lokesh all guyz from VEC Mechanical. As can be expected Akhilesh who is beyond words to be described ( even supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is too small a word) has decided to divide his words into too separate blogs so:
Akhilesh Part 1
Akhilesh Part 2

Word is out that Kurian and Arun are also going to enter the blogosphere, i am waiting for them especially for arun, i want to see his reaction to the orkut community we created as a tribute for him

Meanwhile i have signed up with google adSence, i need the money guys, the reason being …after the post on aravind’s b’day bakra there must have been a post comment …….
Me: Aravind pay the bill da
Ara: Sorry Boss did not bring the purse …..

So guyz do click one of the links once a while and help me earn ….if i get that $100 then deffly treat at fruit shop …..and this time something better than 1 by 2 LMC.

Election Times are here

mark isuak — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 18:54:00 +0000

i looked out of the car, and scribbled in the walls were written ‘reserved congress’, definitely sign that the elections are here. The corporation water taps are flooding the streets, the roads are being laid and tons of cases have been filed in the high court. And the city is ready for one more political drama, and this one i am sure is gonna be a trage-comedy as the previous ones.

Election commission announced the election days and enforced the model code of conduct with immediate effect. For the illiterate who do not know what the model code of conduct means, and for all those literate majority, who read this blog, and who again do not know what the model code of conduct means, it is a set of rules which every political part must follow, so that the people electing their leaders remain unbiased during the entire process. And what really happened, was that within a few hours of the announcement the walls were all whitewashed and the reservations have been made.
Seat sharing has been a new act in the political drama this time. You told me 50 but give me 60, else i will move to the other camp which says it is ready for 75 seats. The political scenario is a bigger mockery than a tamil masala movie, the worst of enemies are now drinking of the same glass, how more bad can it get. Politics today, means accusation at one side and acquisition on the other.
There is not a single party out there which promises us a golden future, all of them dwell in the memories of their previous, so called noble governance and not a single soul in the entire state has been able to think of tomorrow. they keep promising anna aktchi, kamaraj aktchi ,M.G.R aktchi what not, and the masses fall for their words, hook line and sinker. not a single soul realises that there can be no more Mr.Kamaraj who can go about traveling in a single car and try to solve the problems of all, nor can there be an Anna who tries to unite the people who are divided into innumerable castes and sub castes. In the olden days, my grandpa says, people were really great ‘sports’, kamaraj never talked ill about anna and neither did anna talk ill of kamaraj, they infact had high regard for each other. And what do we have today? give a politician a mike and he will blame the entire city for his failure in the previous term.
want the people ever reach the undertone of theses politicians voices? want they realize that they have been at the receiving end of a very cruel end. want they put an end to this shabby politics. only time will tell….

P.S make sure that all of u guys go and vote this time. if u want me to do this the cine style ‘ BE THE CHANGE’